Tele-angne main tumhara kya kaam hai....

Tela-angne main tumhara kya kaam hai...
tela-angne main...tumhara kya kaam hai
tela-angne main...

Jiski biwi moti...
usko ab aaram hai...
Jiski Biwi moti...usko ab aaram hai

Hunger Strike par bitha do...
(dum dum dum dum dum)
Hunger Strike par bitha do,
Treadmill ka kya kaam hai 
Tela-angne main...tumhara kya kaam hai


Jiski biwi psycho...
Usko ab aaram hai....
Jiski biwi psycho....usko ab aaram hai

Buses ko Jalva do...
(dum dum dum dum dum)
Buses ko jalva do,
Bachega ghar ka samaan hai 
Tela-angne main tumhara kya kaam hai...

Jiski biwi shopaholic...
Usko ab aaram hai
Jiski biwi Shopaholic...usko ab aaram hai
Markets main tod phod kara do.
(dum dum dum dum dum)
Markets main tod phod kara do...
Banoge dhanwaan hai....

Tele angne main tumhara kya kaam hai...


Jiski biwi Naughty......NAUGHTY
Arey Naughty naughty...
thodi hotty hotty...

Jiski biwi naughty
Usko ab aaram hai.....
Hyderabad Raj Bhawan bhijwa do...... 
(dum dum dum dum dum)
Hyderabad Raj bhawan bhijwa do
Detective ka kya kaam hai...

Tela-angne main tumhara kya kaam hai.

Nite before XAT...

Here's an excerpt of chat with billu befor XAT nite...

me:  hi

kal tayyar hai n jung ke liye

 billu:  yes

 me:  subah 8:00 baje chadayi karni hai

 billu:  seer pehle se hi zhuka hai

 me:  10:00 baje shaheedi divas hai

 billu:  main to abhi se jashn bana raha hu '

 me:  theek hai..but so jaiyo

8:00 clock..main road

 billu:  sure yaar

 me:  milten hai subah

 billu:  kk gn

 me:  mai pen etc dhoond loon

 billu:  pencil chahiye

 me:  mil jaegi

rakhi hai kahin

 billu:  2 hai kya

 me:  abe ek to mile

 billu:  abe last hope tu hi hai

         chal sharpner to le aana

 me:  haan.sharpner hai

         voh le aaonga

         rubber aadhi aadhi tod lenge

 billu:  theek rahega thannks

 me:  chal theek hai fir

bye

 billu:  bye

 Sent at 7:55 AM on Saturday